you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
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people who have the same name as me are competition
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
*wakes up in a cold sweat* i… i think.. someone just.. unfollowed me
just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture
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trying to summon the tumblr user pizza
it worked!!
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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
why r people arguing when they could b busy admiring me
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
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